In my case, I have hooked up with a pole dancer named "Ivy."
Paradoxically, she's a five-footer who is taller than I am.
We've become very attached.
We're practically inseparable.
We've been sleeping together every night.
Jan is not happy.
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| I've hooked up with a pole dancer named "Ivy." |
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| Paradoxically, she's a five-footer who is taller than I am. |
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| We've become very attached. |
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| We're practically inseparable. |
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| We've been sleeping together every night. |
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| Jan is not happy. |
Gosh Joe - she really doesn't seem like your type, a tad on the way too skinny side; and not particularly well-rounded in other ways - I mean - what else can she do besides pole dancing? I would also be concerned about her promiscuousness - just think of all the other stressed out people who she's left behind. I just hope you don't expect this to grow into any sort of long-term relationship.
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ReplyDeleteJust heard the news and reading your blog. The news sucks and the blog is great. Let us know if you or Jan need anything taken care of in town, at home, soccer or running front, whatever. Your humor and fitness and family and friends are going to get you through this. Cathy and I hope to hear more about Dumbocrats, transport teams, and pole dancers.
best to you and Jan
Robert and Cathy
Perhaps you could interest Jan in a ménage à triage?
ReplyDeleteWe just heard from Jackie. What a shock and wonder how the world could be so upside down. Hang in there--We are sending strong and positive vibes from Madtown. From one survivor to another. Go get um Joe!!
ReplyDeleteLove and hugs, Janet, Sam, Maddie and Ollie
Joe, Joe, Joe.....Why? Why Ivy? Don't you know she gets around?
ReplyDeleteLove your blog!!
Jana
Ha! Got a chuckle out of this.
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